Saturday, 29 October 2011
MasterChef Malaysia
Masterchef Malaysia, suker tgk dua org peserta ni, Zamir 19 n Nik Michael 22. So young youuuu! Then perlu ker Ary Malik masuk program ni jugak, but she look so young wpun dah 40 years old. Wow!!!
Angrybird
aku tak pernah jumpa angrybird yg betul2 marah kan kat aku. tgok muka dia jer dah seram. nak tgk tak mcm mana muka dia??? jgn terkejut tau...
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Sunday, 23 October 2011
KAMA
Kama (bukan nama sebenar), handsome boy, fair and very sweet on bed, but ego, suddenly sms me, almost 6 months broke out with him. Wow, what you want babe?
Sunday, 18 September 2011
Saturday, 10 September 2011
Open House - Go or not go
I've received a few invitations for open house this week, but still thinking go or not go? people say, elok untuk mengeratkan silaturahim, open house by my straight friends I guess I am okay with it, but how about open house invited by PLU's. Erkkk...??? Byk bende lain nak di open jugak nnt kan! For now I still say NO, thank you. Why? Banyak reasons.
Monday, 5 September 2011
Looking forward for Idul Adha 2011
To remind myself - from sgholiday.com
Hari Raya Haji / Kurban – Idul Adha 2011
Eid al-Adha: The Festival of Sacrifice
Eid al-Adha is one of two Islamic Eid festivals that Muslims celebrate, the origin of which comes from the Quran. Also known as Hari Raya Haji, Hari Raya Kurban, Qurban, or the Festival of Sacrifice, the Eid al-Adha is one of the several religious festivals celebrated by Muslims all over the word. Here, the Muslim community commemorates God’s forgiveness of Ibrahim, or Abraham, from his promise to sacrifice his own son Ishmael as commanded by Allah.
When is Hari Raya Haji 2011 / Eid al-Adha 2011 / Qurban 2011 ?
The Hari Raya Haji festival annually falls on the 10th day of the month of Dhul Hijja of the lunar Islamic Calendar. It runs for two to three days, or even more, depending on the country celebrating it. Eid ul-Adha happens the day after pilgrims perform Hajj, or the annual pilgrimage to Mecca in Saudi Arabia by Muslims worldwide. The pilgrimage is done approximately seventy days after the end of the month of Ramadan.
The festival is based on the Islamic lunar calendar, and thus in Gregorian calendar the date changes every year. Hari Raya Kurban 2011 is expected to fall on Sunday, 6 November 2011. However since the festival is determined by moon position based on moon-sighting, the exact date of the Hari Raya Haji 2011 will be announced by the Islamic authority closer to the festival.
What Is Expected During Hari Raya Haji 2011 / Kurban 2011?
Men, women, and children of the Muslim community are required to dress in their finest clothing to perform the Eid prayer. Well-off Muslim devotees sacrifice their best domestic animals, usually sheep, cows, goats and even camels, as a reenactment of Ibrahim’s sacrifice. These sacrificed animals, or udhiya, have to meet certain age (the animal must be at least a year old) and quality or else it is considered as an unacceptable sacrifice. During the sacrifice ceremony, Allah’s name is recited with the offering statement and a supplication, as said by Prophet Muhammad.
According to the Quran, ample portions of the sacrificed animal meat should be given to the poor and hungry, so that they too can join in the festivities. The remainder of the meat is cooked for the family celebration meal, wherein it is shared among friends and families. During the celebration, Muslims are also expected to visit their kin, from their parents down to their friends.
Hari Raya Haji / Kurban – Idul Adha 2011
Eid al-Adha: The Festival of Sacrifice
Eid al-Adha is one of two Islamic Eid festivals that Muslims celebrate, the origin of which comes from the Quran. Also known as Hari Raya Haji, Hari Raya Kurban, Qurban, or the Festival of Sacrifice, the Eid al-Adha is one of the several religious festivals celebrated by Muslims all over the word. Here, the Muslim community commemorates God’s forgiveness of Ibrahim, or Abraham, from his promise to sacrifice his own son Ishmael as commanded by Allah.
When is Hari Raya Haji 2011 / Eid al-Adha 2011 / Qurban 2011 ?
The Hari Raya Haji festival annually falls on the 10th day of the month of Dhul Hijja of the lunar Islamic Calendar. It runs for two to three days, or even more, depending on the country celebrating it. Eid ul-Adha happens the day after pilgrims perform Hajj, or the annual pilgrimage to Mecca in Saudi Arabia by Muslims worldwide. The pilgrimage is done approximately seventy days after the end of the month of Ramadan.
The festival is based on the Islamic lunar calendar, and thus in Gregorian calendar the date changes every year. Hari Raya Kurban 2011 is expected to fall on Sunday, 6 November 2011. However since the festival is determined by moon position based on moon-sighting, the exact date of the Hari Raya Haji 2011 will be announced by the Islamic authority closer to the festival.
What Is Expected During Hari Raya Haji 2011 / Kurban 2011?
Men, women, and children of the Muslim community are required to dress in their finest clothing to perform the Eid prayer. Well-off Muslim devotees sacrifice their best domestic animals, usually sheep, cows, goats and even camels, as a reenactment of Ibrahim’s sacrifice. These sacrificed animals, or udhiya, have to meet certain age (the animal must be at least a year old) and quality or else it is considered as an unacceptable sacrifice. During the sacrifice ceremony, Allah’s name is recited with the offering statement and a supplication, as said by Prophet Muhammad.
According to the Quran, ample portions of the sacrificed animal meat should be given to the poor and hungry, so that they too can join in the festivities. The remainder of the meat is cooked for the family celebration meal, wherein it is shared among friends and families. During the celebration, Muslims are also expected to visit their kin, from their parents down to their friends.
Raya yg' menggemukkan
Its time to slow down and start with diet. Anyway thanks for raya festival, having loads of nice foods @raya foods, rendang, curry, ketupat, lemang, kelupis, cakes and biscuits.
Love watching Kevin on wanita hari ini tv3 - best advice that I ever have, too loose 1 kg you must loose 7700 calories.
Love watching Kevin on wanita hari ini tv3 - best advice that I ever have, too loose 1 kg you must loose 7700 calories.
Saturday, 20 August 2011
Shopping Raya
Friends... ingat2lah bila time shopping for raya tu, beli lah brg2 yg perlu shj, ptg td aku prg Ikea, haish! berpusu2 org nak gi beli brg kat Ikea, aku tgk bkn melayu shj yg nak gi beli brg, India, Cina pon sibok beli brg2 time nih, tak heran la akak2, gayboy2, sure diorg nak menggah kan lagi rumah diorg kannn?, then sempat lagi scan2 jan cando kannn? however bila syok shopping tu, ingat la, bln September tak masuk lagi, duit gaji dah kurang dah dlm account bank, duit bonus dah lama habis dah, tu tok org keje goment shj la k. walaupun ada yg mungkin terpikir tahun nih mungkin Ramdhan yg terakhir utk dia, tp bkn dgn nak tunjuk kat rumah dia lah yg paling hebat, paling gah, paling cantik, ada baiknya guna duit yg trlebih tu tuk sedekah kat org2 fakir miskin dan anak2 yatim, besar fadhilat nya... eh zakat tahun ni korg dah bayar ka??? jgn lupa tau... mungkin ni zakat yg terakhir kamu... ihiks.
Thursday, 18 August 2011
My naughty boss
I've learned a new thing today, on my way to Pacific Princess with my boss. Talk about his experience when he was young with his 6 pack, naughty and wild. Every time go out with clients, always looking for a nasi lemak or char kway teow. Erkk? I blur for awhile. He's continue, he can make a choice, he want 'next' type or 'freelance' type. Erkkkk? I become more blur. How naive I am. Nasi lemak mean malay whore, char kway teow mean chinese whore, 'next' mean full time whore, she could 'kongkek' with different man without clean 'it' up, one after another once men make a line queue. And freelance mean those girl do it as a part time job, do it for extra cash only. Then he ask me, which one you want for tonight? Erkkk? Can I request for a hotdog boss? He's blur!
Monday, 15 August 2011
Saturday, 13 August 2011
Jahatkah aku
I have three special friends at the moment that I 'sayang' so much. They are so sweet, comel and important thing they love me very very much. Sometimes I feel so cruel to them, but what I can do? I know, it wasn't fair for them. Being with them make my life perfect and happy. Without them I've got nothing and living in dark. But why I can't stick to one? Still looking for the answer... jahatkah aku?
Friday, 12 August 2011
Kisah si Hassan dengan seluar dalam hitam berbunga...
Found this story from one of unknown friend tagged...
Pada satu hari, Hassan Jendul nak belikan hadiah untuk kekasih barunya, Mek Ayu.......
So si Hassan nie pun ajaklah adik perempuan sepupunya utk temankan dia shopping kat SOGO. Oleh kerana mereka baru 2 bulan berkawan, jadi si hassan nie pun membuat keputusan utk membelikan mek ayu topi kain hitam fesyen baru supaya taklah nampak dia beriya sangat. Adik sepupu hassan pun membeli satu seluar dalam hitam berbunga sebab hari tu ader sale. Masa membayar dengan tak sengaja,cashier dah tertukar kotak topi kain hitam dengan seluar dalam adik sepupu hassan.lepas bayar,hassan terus pergi kaunter hadiah dan suruh diaorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. kemudian hassan balik rumah dan tulis surat utk mek ayu dan mengeposkan sekali hadiah yang tersilap tue.ditulis berbunyi macam nie.....
ISTIMEWA UNTUK KEKASIHKU MEK AYU.......... SAN PILIH HADIAH NI KERANA AYU TAK PERNAH PAKAI BILA KITA KELUAR JALAN2 DAN SELALU MENGADU PANAS... KALAU BUKAN KERANA ADIK SEPUPU SAN,SAN DAH NAK BELI YANG LAGI JARANG SUPAYA KALAU BERPELUH TAK LEMBAP SANGAT.... TAPI SAN TENGOK ADIK SEPUPU SAN PAKAI YANG BERBUNGA2 NAMPAK CANTIK PULAK....... SAN PILIH WARNA HITAM NIE SEBAB TAK NAMPAK KOTOR....... PROMOTER YANG JUAL TU TUNJUK DIA PUNYA..DAH SEMINGGU TAK BASUH TAPI NAMPAK ELOK JER....... SAN SURUH DIA TRY AYU PUNYA SEBAB SAIZ DIA TU LEBIH KURANG DENGAN AYU PUNYA... MEMANG CANTIK DAN MENARIK....... HARAPNYA AYU SUKA SEBAB SAN RASA MEMANG SESUAI SANGAT DENGAN AYU....... TAK SABAR RASANYA NAK TENGOK AYU PAKAI DEPAN SAN..... SAN NAK AYU PAKAI UNTUK SAN HUJUNG MINGGU NIE........ SALAM SAYANG UNTUK KEKASIHKU........AYU......
p/s: KALAU AYU NAK PAKAI.....SAN NAMPAK STAIL BARU... DENGAN MELIPAT BAHAGIAN DEPAN DAN MENAMPAKKAN SEDIKIT RAMBUT....
YANG MENYAYANGIMU, HASSAN JENDUL....
Pada satu hari, Hassan Jendul nak belikan hadiah untuk kekasih barunya, Mek Ayu.......
So si Hassan nie pun ajaklah adik perempuan sepupunya utk temankan dia shopping kat SOGO. Oleh kerana mereka baru 2 bulan berkawan, jadi si hassan nie pun membuat keputusan utk membelikan mek ayu topi kain hitam fesyen baru supaya taklah nampak dia beriya sangat. Adik sepupu hassan pun membeli satu seluar dalam hitam berbunga sebab hari tu ader sale. Masa membayar dengan tak sengaja,cashier dah tertukar kotak topi kain hitam dengan seluar dalam adik sepupu hassan.lepas bayar,hassan terus pergi kaunter hadiah dan suruh diaorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. kemudian hassan balik rumah dan tulis surat utk mek ayu dan mengeposkan sekali hadiah yang tersilap tue.ditulis berbunyi macam nie.....
ISTIMEWA UNTUK KEKASIHKU MEK AYU.......... SAN PILIH HADIAH NI KERANA AYU TAK PERNAH PAKAI BILA KITA KELUAR JALAN2 DAN SELALU MENGADU PANAS... KALAU BUKAN KERANA ADIK SEPUPU SAN,SAN DAH NAK BELI YANG LAGI JARANG SUPAYA KALAU BERPELUH TAK LEMBAP SANGAT.... TAPI SAN TENGOK ADIK SEPUPU SAN PAKAI YANG BERBUNGA2 NAMPAK CANTIK PULAK....... SAN PILIH WARNA HITAM NIE SEBAB TAK NAMPAK KOTOR....... PROMOTER YANG JUAL TU TUNJUK DIA PUNYA..DAH SEMINGGU TAK BASUH TAPI NAMPAK ELOK JER....... SAN SURUH DIA TRY AYU PUNYA SEBAB SAIZ DIA TU LEBIH KURANG DENGAN AYU PUNYA... MEMANG CANTIK DAN MENARIK....... HARAPNYA AYU SUKA SEBAB SAN RASA MEMANG SESUAI SANGAT DENGAN AYU....... TAK SABAR RASANYA NAK TENGOK AYU PAKAI DEPAN SAN..... SAN NAK AYU PAKAI UNTUK SAN HUJUNG MINGGU NIE........ SALAM SAYANG UNTUK KEKASIHKU........AYU......
p/s: KALAU AYU NAK PAKAI.....SAN NAMPAK STAIL BARU... DENGAN MELIPAT BAHAGIAN DEPAN DAN MENAMPAKKAN SEDIKIT RAMBUT....
YANG MENYAYANGIMU, HASSAN JENDUL....
Saturday, 6 August 2011
What he think about nyah?
I just have a chit chat with my straight friend from the same company, then goes to chat about sex, and he told me last month he was slept with one china girl and pay her more than two hundred ringgit just for 20 minutes, then regret doing it because of money he was spent. I told him, next time if you feel horny you don't have to spend so much money, just get a 'nyah' to give you a blow job for free, the feeling will be the same or maybe much better. But he replied, "klu 'nyah' dah lama aku tendang sampai mati!", erghkk?!
Sadaqah
Thanks to my Chinese friend, sadaqah me a pack of 'buah kurma' and soya milk, I'm glad they also know what to do during fasting month. How about you my Muslim friends?
Friday, 5 August 2011
Ramadan Al-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Al-Mubarak to all Muslim friends, 1st - 29th Aug 2011. I wish you have a better fasting month for this year.
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