Shopping Raya

Friends... ingat2lah bila time shopping for raya tu, beli lah brg2 yg perlu shj, ptg td aku prg Ikea, haish! berpusu2 org nak gi beli brg kat Ikea, aku tgk bkn melayu shj yg nak gi beli brg, India, Cina pon sibok beli brg2 time nih, tak heran la akak2, gayboy2, sure diorg nak menggah kan lagi rumah diorg kannn?, then sempat lagi scan2 jan cando kannn? however bila syok shopping tu, ingat la, bln September tak masuk lagi, duit gaji dah kurang dah dlm account bank, duit bonus dah lama habis dah,  tu tok org keje goment shj la k. walaupun ada yg mungkin terpikir tahun nih mungkin Ramdhan yg terakhir utk dia, tp bkn dgn nak tunjuk kat rumah dia lah yg paling hebat, paling gah, paling cantik, ada baiknya guna duit yg trlebih tu tuk sedekah kat org2 fakir miskin dan anak2 yatim, besar fadhilat nya... eh zakat tahun ni korg dah bayar ka??? jgn lupa tau... mungkin ni zakat yg terakhir kamu... ihiks.

My naughty boss

I've learned a new thing today, on my way to Pacific Princess with my boss. Talk about his experience when he was young with his 6 pack, naughty and wild. Every time go out with clients, always looking for a nasi lemak or char kway teow. Erkk? I blur for awhile. He's continue, he can make a choice, he want 'next' type or 'freelance' type. Erkkkk? I become more blur. How naive I am. Nasi lemak mean malay whore, char kway teow mean chinese whore, 'next' mean full time whore, she could 'kongkek' with different man without clean 'it' up, one after another once men make a line queue. And freelance mean those girl do it as a part time job, do it for extra cash only. Then he ask me, which one you want for tonight? Erkkk? Can I request for a hotdog boss? He's blur!

A choice

In life there will be always a choice. It is up to you which one you would choose.

Jahatkah aku

I have three special friends at the moment that I 'sayang' so much. They are so sweet, comel and important thing they love me very very much. Sometimes I feel so cruel to them, but what I can do? I know, it wasn't fair for them. Being with them make my life perfect and happy. Without them I've got nothing and living in dark. But why I can't stick to one? Still looking for the answer... jahatkah aku?

Kisah si Hassan dengan seluar dalam hitam berbunga...

Found this story from one of unknown friend tagged...

Pada satu hari, Hassan Jendul nak belikan hadiah untuk kekasih barunya, Mek Ayu....... 

So si Hassan nie pun ajaklah adik perempuan sepupunya utk temankan dia shopping kat SOGO. Oleh kerana mereka baru 2 bulan berkawan, jadi si hassan nie pun membuat keputusan utk membelikan mek ayu topi kain hitam fesyen baru supaya taklah nampak dia beriya sangat. Adik sepupu hassan pun membeli satu seluar dalam hitam berbunga sebab hari tu ader sale. Masa membayar dengan tak sengaja,cashier dah tertukar kotak topi kain hitam dengan seluar dalam adik sepupu hassan.lepas bayar,hassan terus pergi kaunter hadiah dan suruh diaorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. kemudian hassan balik rumah dan tulis surat utk mek ayu dan mengeposkan sekali hadiah yang tersilap tue.ditulis berbunyi macam nie..... 

ISTIMEWA UNTUK KEKASIHKU MEK AYU.......... SAN PILIH HADIAH NI KERANA AYU TAK PERNAH PAKAI BILA KITA KELUAR JALAN2 DAN SELALU MENGADU PANAS... KALAU BUKAN KERANA ADIK SEPUPU SAN,SAN DAH NAK BELI YANG LAGI JARANG SUPAYA KALAU BERPELUH TAK LEMBAP SANGAT.... TAPI SAN TENGOK ADIK SEPUPU SAN PAKAI YANG BERBUNGA2 NAMPAK CANTIK PULAK....... SAN PILIH WARNA HITAM NIE SEBAB TAK NAMPAK KOTOR....... PROMOTER YANG JUAL TU TUNJUK DIA PUNYA..DAH SEMINGGU TAK BASUH TAPI NAMPAK ELOK JER....... SAN SURUH DIA TRY AYU PUNYA SEBAB SAIZ DIA TU LEBIH KURANG DENGAN AYU PUNYA... MEMANG CANTIK DAN MENARIK....... HARAPNYA AYU SUKA SEBAB SAN RASA MEMANG SESUAI SANGAT DENGAN AYU....... TAK SABAR RASANYA NAK TENGOK AYU PAKAI DEPAN SAN..... SAN NAK AYU PAKAI UNTUK SAN HUJUNG MINGGU NIE........ SALAM SAYANG UNTUK KEKASIHKU........AYU...... 

p/s: KALAU AYU NAK PAKAI.....SAN NAMPAK STAIL BARU... DENGAN MELIPAT BAHAGIAN DEPAN DAN MENAMPAKKAN SEDIKIT RAMBUT.... 

YANG MENYAYANGIMU, HASSAN JENDUL.... 

What he think about nyah?

I just have a chit chat with my straight friend from the same company, then goes to chat about sex, and he told me last month he was slept with one china girl and pay her more than two hundred ringgit just for 20 minutes, then regret doing it because of money he was spent. I told him, next time if you feel horny you don't have to spend so much money, just get a 'nyah' to give you a blow job for free, the feeling will be the same or maybe much better. But he replied, "klu 'nyah' dah lama aku tendang sampai mati!", erghkk?!

Sadaqah

Thanks to my Chinese friend, sadaqah me a pack of 'buah kurma' and soya milk, I'm glad they also know what to do during fasting month. How about you my Muslim friends?

Ramadan Al-Mubarak

Happy Ramadan Al-Mubarak to all Muslim friends, 1st - 29th Aug 2011. I wish you have a better fasting month for this year.

New life

Beginning of my new life with a blogspot, 6th Aug 2011.